quotes

Good Clean Fun...

"Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Bowling for Vampires!"

— Harry Dresden, White Night

Nothing up my sleeve...

... one thing I've learned about
vampires: ­ they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big,
fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not
paying attention.

— Anita Blake, Bloody Bones

Mmmm, pie!

I hope your apple pie is freaking worth it!

— Dean Winchester, Scarecrow

Dating

Most women complain that there are no single straight men left. I'd just like to meet one that's human.

— Anita Blake, The Laughing Corpse

The Family Business

I think Dad wants us to pick up where he left off, you know - saving people, hunting things.

— Dean Winchester, Wendigo

Concience

There are some things more important than physical survival. You've got to be able to look at yourself in the mirror.

— Anita Blake, The Laughing Corpse

Vampire Hunters

There are only two types of vampire hunters: The good ones, and the dead ones.

— Anita Blake, Circus of the Damned

Rule #369

Rule number three hundred sixty-nine for dealing with unfamiliar magic: When in doubt, leave it alone.

— Anita Blake, The Laughing Corpse

Frustration

Dean: Can I just shoot her?

Sam: Not in public.

— Sam and Dean Winchester, Red Sky at Morning

You can learn a lot from a movie.

Dean: Hey, I gotta question for you. You've seen a lot of horror movies, yeah?

Cat: I... I guess so.

Dean: Do me a favor, next time you see one, pay attention. When someone says a place is haunted - don't go in.

— Dean Winchester, Asylum

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