"Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Bowling for Vampires!"
... one thing I've learned about
vampires: Â they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big,
fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not
paying attention.
Most women complain that there are no single straight men left. I'd just like to meet one that's human.
I think Dad wants us to pick up where he left off, you know - saving people, hunting things.
There are some things more important than physical survival. You've got to be able to look at yourself in the mirror.
There are only two types of vampire hunters: The good ones, and the dead ones.
Rule number three hundred sixty-nine for dealing with unfamiliar magic: When in doubt, leave it alone.
Dean: Hey, I gotta question for you. You've seen a lot of horror movies, yeah?
Cat: I... I guess so.
Dean: Do me a favor, next time you see one, pay attention. When someone says a place is haunted - don't go in.